How Horribly Hilarious, Hell Hole Haiti Hungers Haunt Humans?
Haiti doesn't want solutions, Haiti wants handouts. We hear of multitudes of people still living in filthy hovels in open sewerage swamps all these years since the water got a little high because that way they are close to where all the handouts are dispensed. When Haiti decided all the whites on the island, along with all the coloreds needed to be murdered in the most horrible ways possible, so that Haiti would be all black, Haiti turned in it's humanity card. Let them get handouts and engineering assistance from Zimbabwe. Sometimes nature just says, hey, yeah you, idiot; DIE. What has Haiti ever given the world? Aids? Inbreeding? Voodoo? Haiti should be left as they wanted it, no one should be on that island cesspool except for pure black race people. Surely the same geniuses that gave us....uh....hmmm...er.......OH ZOMBIES...well no...zombies are just lobotomised with plant toxins...maybe these masters of pharmacutical science , can come up with some creative way of solving their own problems...you know, kill a black rooster and scream and juke around like a spastic Howler Monkey on crack till everybody believes that hoodoo that they do is big important cultural JuJu. I can just see cats down in Harlem getting into Voodoo...not really gonna catch on. The best use for Haiti is as storage for spent nuclear fuel rods, just kick em out of a C5 Galaxy as ya fly over, maybe it'll help cure some of those diseases they have the rest of the world has never even heard of. Haiti can serve as an example of what happens when humans devolve, when enough fuel rods are dropped on it it can serve as an example of how devolved humans dissolve. Problems solved? 2 No more Hunger in Haiti! No more problem about what to do with spent fuel rods! Engineering at it's best!
