"Ponzilicious"
Chris,
If that is your coinage, it is deliciously brilliant.
With conning going bat poop in our national life such cautionary, researched articles are worth their weight in spam as per Roubini's recent tweets to the question, "What do you think of gold?" Roubini responds, "No views on that Barbarous Relic. I would rather buy Spam. (take that, Ron Paul, you reactionary idiot-my addition) Can you eat Gold? No. You can eat & barter Spam. Can you sell spam back to your bank? No Banks can take back your Gold."
It's strategic to be cautioned about the possibility that no banks will take on your frack at some future time, because you've been conning the Hell out of everyone.