The Microbes did it
It is absolutely inconceivable by any imagination or scientific stretch that the mega-universe and any complex life forms on earth or elsewhere just "happened". Given the extensive and exhaustive empirical studies done along with still unsolved "mysteries" that currently exist on our planet, we are still groping in the dark and "umbilically" connected to a planet we cannot escape due to the unfathomable constraints. This includes our limited intellect and physical capability..... A Fairy Tale died for our sins?? Or is this historically proven fact a fallacy or slight of hand trickery?
God knows we are easily entertained and dysfunctionally disoriented by gimmickry and illusion.... by the way, according to the story.... what was in that handful of dirt in the beginning? As the story goes.... we were the last to be created... and not very long ago in comparison.
