The zombie apocalypse will probably do us in before things get to that point! Either way, it's comforting to know that those within the government have thought about these scenarios.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
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That's not at all what I meant.
Edited by andrew.nusca
Updated - 19th Aug 2011
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Posted by Kieron Seymour-Howell
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won't happen
Posted by tuancnguyen
Updated - 19th Aug 2011
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Hollywood imagined this scenario in 1951...
In "The Day the Earth Stood Still." Klaatu was sent to warn us because earthlings were messing with atomic energy, and the aliens were getting very, VERY concerned.
Posted by Joe McKendrick
Updated - 20th Aug 2011
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Remark even more in your face.
The 2008 remake was pretty clear on it's green / anti war agenda.
Posted by Hates Idiots
19th Aug 2011
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Well, it's good to see that now that they're done with the Shuttle...
...that NASA has reorganized its priorities: "Muslim Outreach" and "Threats from Alien's Due to Global Warming".
And then they wonder why the taxpayers have lost interest.
And then they wonder why the taxpayers have lost interest.
Posted by JohnMcGrew@...
19th Aug 2011
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Sadly NASA lost their mojo even before these recent fiasco's
Perhaps we need to fire half of NASA and start over.
Posted by rpwillia0@...
19th Aug 2011
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Suttle down time.
Maybe we should fund them with a gazillian space bucks to come up with a defense grid to keep out the little green, "green" men.
Posted by jimmartin@...
19th Aug 2011
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I think Paul Krugman suggested that.
Hardly the wackiest thing he's come up with.
Posted by JohnMcGrew@...
24th Aug 2011
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This article
is the dumbest thing I've ever read on SmartPlanet.
Posted by BitwiseCGU
19th Aug 2011
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Sheer idiocy
This is too stupid to waste electrons on it.
Posted by Starman35
19th Aug 2011
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Independence Day II
The locust aliens come to use up all the resources but the green aliens save the day by killing all the locust aliens
Posted by kmurphy@...
19th Aug 2011
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Proof
once more that this is the most pathetic website on the internet! I've yet to see even one article with any meat to it, and this is just plain ludicrous! I pray you didn't get paid for this..............
Posted by winddrift03
19th Aug 2011
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See my comment further below.
I think you'll appreciate it.
Posted by andrew.nusca
19th Aug 2011
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Absolutely Nutz
Illegal aliens coming from the hot places will try to move north and blow us up:).
Posted by Arctic Char
19th Aug 2011
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Are You Joking?
I'm praying that Brooklyn Decker actually came from an alien race as a scout...and that she sent back a good report...and that the rest of her all female alien clones are on their way right now! But, that's probably as likely as the scenario you just "reported."
Posted by pastorsam
19th Aug 2011
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I thought this article was joke
I kept waiting for the punchline but then I realized it must have been a serious post. There are so many great ideas NASA could/ should be working on. Some of them might be considered far out, like space elevators and orbiting solar panels. This kind of fantasy "research" however does enhance NASA's reputation very much. It is no wonder that powerful corporations that have heavily invested in defeating climate change legislation can convince so many people that all the research is baseless and merely scare-mongering.
Posted by nomadicview
Updated - 19th Aug 2011
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Little Green Men
What are these people smoking?
Posted by IMWeira
19th Aug 2011
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Little Green Men
Smoke little green leaves!!
Posted by Hank.Bresler@...
19th Aug 2011
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Climate change, aliens destroy us??
What would be the percentage of greenhouse gasses generated by us compared to that generated by active volcanoes 10% to the volcanoes 90%?????
The only greenhouse gasses we should be concerned about is that generated by the cigarettes of - uh, herbal nature - smoked by these scientists while they are being paid astronomical salaries to actually THINK!
The only greenhouse gasses we should be concerned about is that generated by the cigarettes of - uh, herbal nature - smoked by these scientists while they are being paid astronomical salaries to actually THINK!
Posted by Kuberkoos
19th Aug 2011
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Volcanoe nonsense
Volcanoes leave a C13 signature in their CO2 emissions.
Natural recent decay processes leave a C14 trace in their CO2 emissions.
Fossil fuel combustion leaves no C13, or C14 traces in its CO2 emissions.
Because fossil fuels are so ancient the C14 has long decayed away.
So measure the percentage ratios of C12, C13, C14 in the atmosphere and compare with older and ancient ice samples and voila C13 and C14 are falling, which means almost all the CO2 increase is coming fossil fuels.
The new CO2 from volcanoes (containing C13) is closer to a hundred times smaller than the general CO2 increase from fossil fuels.
Natural recent decay processes leave a C14 trace in their CO2 emissions.
Fossil fuel combustion leaves no C13, or C14 traces in its CO2 emissions.
Because fossil fuels are so ancient the C14 has long decayed away.
So measure the percentage ratios of C12, C13, C14 in the atmosphere and compare with older and ancient ice samples and voila C13 and C14 are falling, which means almost all the CO2 increase is coming fossil fuels.
The new CO2 from volcanoes (containing C13) is closer to a hundred times smaller than the general CO2 increase from fossil fuels.
Posted by energy_guy
20th Dec
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citations needed ...
Why is that people pull these numbers out then never back them up with reliable citations?
Posted by Kieron Seymour-Howell
28th Dec
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Budgetary savings
Well, one good thing about this article is that it makes it fairly easy to pinpoint some of the fraud, waste and abuse in NASA.
Posted by cue.burn@...
19th Aug 2011
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Lighten Up, People
Even the geeks at NASA need to have a little bit of fun sometimes.
Posted by omb00900@...
19th Aug 2011
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NASA has jumped the shark
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Not from NASA!
or for NASA. The original article in The Guardian has the following at the end "This article was amended on 19 August 2011. The subhead said the report was "for Nasa". This has been corrected."
The factual content and quality of articles on SmartPlanet keeps going down like the stock market...
The factual content and quality of articles on SmartPlanet keeps going down like the stock market...
Posted by birkir@...
19th Aug 2011
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Hey, we were as accurate as the report was.
Problem is, the "scientist from NASA" is merely affiliated with the agency -- this research was his own doing. He misrepresented the source of the research in the paper itself, and recently posted an extensive correction.
The Guardian has since updated their story; we're right behind them with a note explaining everything. I assure you, we do everything in our power to keep things factual, accurate and relevant.
Don't like what we're doing? Send us a note using the Feedback link in the site's footer. We're listening.
The Guardian has since updated their story; we're right behind them with a note explaining everything. I assure you, we do everything in our power to keep things factual, accurate and relevant.
Don't like what we're doing? Send us a note using the Feedback link in the site's footer. We're listening.
Posted by andrew.nusca
Updated - 19th Aug 2011