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I have a laserprinter that doubles as a doorstopper AND a cat warmer. (Or should that be triples as?) Anyway, hearth rate monitors are old hat from exercise bikes. (I'm getting confused by all these proverbs, why would anyone use an old hat on their bike?)
So, great, I'm about to crash and my pulse is 180, what else do I need to know?
@Channtal: This is not personal, it's just the way I think.