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Why do women take so long? Aside from rearranging our clothing, if it's the wrong time of the month we often having to do other unmentionable things while we are inside the stall...and then, unlike most men, we women actually wash our hands after using the toilets...we usually also ften comb our hair, fix our makeup.
That is assuming we aren't using the baby changing station or trying to keep the kids in line.