Cashing In
Mathematical models predicting global warming. Haven't we heard all this before somewhere. Oh yea, the University of East Anglia!
Tell the guy from Stanford that I can save him a lot of his government research bucks by taking the measurements right here at home. Just look at the outside thermometer, wet your finger and stick it in the air and measure the wind. Then make it all say whatever you want on that computer program-thingy you got.
Then you just tell the government grant-writers whatever it is they want to hear and we'll split the cash. Cha-ching$!