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I am heartbroken by all the valuable oil that is being lost, in addition to the environmental destruction. So I call upon BP to put together an ad hoc arrangement whereby oil would be collected as soon as it bubbles to the surface, taken aboard a tanker, and then transported to any good refinery where it would be processed into useful products.

We would gain in two ways: Getting this messy goo away from beaches and mother nature's creatures, and also using this oil for something useful instead of seeing it go to waste.