whiskey and honey
is the old time family remedy, from my grandparents, who were farmers and ranchers as my cousins now are. If someone does not like FARMERS they should stop eating vegetables and fruits. If they do not like RANCHERS they should stop eating meat. If they hate ALL of those who make their life from the soil then they should never eat anything that is not heavily processed and had all the goodness sucked right out of it. They, in order to not be publicly-exposed hypocrites, should always eat only artificially produced "pasteurized process fortified simulated food product" with all the chemical vitamins in it. That way they can make sure not to support those hated, evil agrarians any more than necessary, as well as not being utter hypocrites. Don't complain with your mouth full.
