It's a matter of preference, not science.
Don't confuse our coverage of science, found elsewhere on the site, with preference. We selected this product because we like it. End of story. Do you ask the New York Times' Travel section to prove to you why Bali is a better travel destination than Bermuda? C'mon.
And seriously, lay off the trolling: "I could have written a better article in five minutes or less. It demonstrates a complete lack of effort." Don't confuse brevity with lack of effort. Think you can write a markedly better one? Go right ahead!