office hoarder
you know that "horders" show on tv? well this is the office version of it.
instead of OTC medicine, maybe get some OCD medicine.
4 dead batteries waiting to go to recycling??? well, take them to recycling already! 23 music cd's??? you haven't ripped all your music to mp3 yet???
4 file cabinets full of paper??? start scanning, as other people may need access to that info as well, and it can be indexed and searched if on your company's hard drives/servers.
although, there is nothing like a sturdy working 20yr old stapler - things were just built better back then! so keep that!
