If I had to share a cubicle, I'd go insane
In my cubicle I have: three or four works in progress, books, journal articles, trade magazines, 23 music CDs, tissue box, mug, glass, plastic eating utensils, pens, scissors, family photos, reminders, white board, reading glasses, reprints, award plaques, my lunch, 3 large UPS, 4 UPSs that need new batteries, 4 dead UPS batteries waiting to be taken to recycling, umbrella, coat rack (with emergency sweatshirts), manuals, candy, lab notebook, blank CDs and DVDs, tape, stapler I've had for 20 years that actually works, staples, funny comics, spare monitor cables, three computers, 4 shelves of textbooks and software (plus some OTC medicine), 4 filing drawers filled with paperwork, ... , and a bunch of other stuff. I know exactly where everything is, and when I go to get it, there it is, even if I haven't used it for years.
KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF MY CUBICLE, YOU G*DD*MN FILTHY APE!!!!!
