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First of all, the report shows that the girl drank two 24 oz cans within 1 24 hour period. That's more than anyone should drink.
As for the rest of the audience who cannot see past this opportunity for the legal system to abuse competent individuals through those who cannot perceive a modality of responsibility for self and the consequences of the choices you make (including how you raise your children), c'mon, are you people serious? I have made two tiny URLs to debunk this hype. Please Read:
http://tinyurl/coffee-bad
http://tinyurl/energy-good