Um. No.
This is by no means flying. This is by all indications an over-complication of a very simple thing. Not only does this contraption not become airborn, it looks almost as fun to wear as a male chastity belt, however by a rough estimate of the pressure points which would be brought into play, a chastity belt may not be needed due to the eventual emasculation of the intrepid experimenter. Why do we allow these dirt hippies to think every odd thing they think up is an improvement? I knew a guy who built a small pyramid in his house and actually tossed his refrigerator. He said pyramid power was the wave of the future...uh,huh. I asked him where the ice maker was. Bad idea. He became ballistic over the idea that having ice in drinks was dangerous and could cause apoplexy or something, sucking down a warm soy karob smoothie(none for me thanks) he said this would cut his electric bill till it was "Too Cheap To Meter". I didn't mention that Reddi Kilowatt had said that very same thing about nuclear power. I didn't bother reminding him that his electricity was included in his rent. About a week later he had food poisoning, which was of course because secret agents from the electric company were plotting to make people who used alternatives to expensive electricity seem unhinged, unstable, and goofy...wow, they had him three for three even before the pyramid...those guys are good!
Now he says he has a bigger pyramid in his bedroom, he says it makes sex better. His life partner says quietly (maybe for him).
Who knows what he will find to do next with pyramid power...maybe find another girlfriend since the last one was "too hung up to relax and enjoy sex", I suppose that would be the 1.5 minutes she claimed he averaged. Yeah, she was just rebeling against pyramids. I can promise you one thing, he has already ordered one of these orthinoptors or whadevathahell it is, I don't go around him anymore, he got angry when I told him adding alkaseltzer tablets to spoiled goats milk and putting it in the tank would make his ancient Volvo get 300 mpg. I forgot to mention this was only if he drove it in a pryamid. Silly me.
