Wow...
"[...]this is essentially a list of rich suburban America."
Sounds like a poor American urbanite has a chip on her shoulder. How about you figure out a way to be happy with who you are, like I am as a poor, rural American, and quit writing pieces that scream racism and lack of self-worth? I've seen some questionable postings here on SmartPlanet and its sister publication, TechRepublic, but this one takes the cake. SmartPlanet, if you are paying attention, your writers are attempting to destroy your rep. I'd suggest deleting this article ASAP.
-Jason