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China’s ’sperm extractor’ is one truly bizarre invention

By | September 26, 2012, 4:39 AM PDT

From robot girlfriends to bidet toilets, the Japanese are known for their concerted efforts to incorporate gadgetry into just about every conceivable facet of life. But in China, this bizarre obsession is sometimes taken to a whole other level.

For instance, futuristic robotic toilets have gained popularity among the country’s elite. And now, patients at the Zhengzhou Central Hospital have access to a $2,800 machine best described as a “sperm extractor.”

Yes, it does exactly what it sounds like it does. Designed as an entirely automated and hands-free solution, the massaging device comes with a wide range of customizable features that allow patients to adjust the temperature, amplitude, frequency and speed to his liking. The machine also features a display screen and a surround sound system users can connect to using headphones.

Moments after a report about the sperm extractor was posted on the microblogging platform Weibo, word started to spread characterizing the invention as an easier way for men to “make that money standing up.” However, hospital director Zhu Guoxin says the one thing he wants to make clear is that the machine is not being used to collect donor sperm but rather to help treat those suffering from fertility problems.

“When male infertility patient come for treatment, we must first fully inspect the sperm which requires sperm extraction. This machine is only recommended for patients that had difficulty retrieving sperms, user must use a condom, but lubricant and chemicals on condoms will affect the accuracy of the test results,” Zhu told Chinahush.

He also added: “Perhaps netizens misunderstood the usage of the machine, and thought it was used for sperm donation. In fact, sperm bank has very high standards; donors must go through strict medical examination and they will definitely not use a sperm extractor.”

The sperm extractor has also been introduced in Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

– via Global Post

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Brings a tear to my eye, I'm just so happy
Love it going to buy it, I think it would look best in the kitchen. Check us out at sianetradio.com kappoandtherev.
Posted by powdersianet
26th Sep
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A man from Aberdeen....
...invented a ******* machine.
Concave or convex, to fit either sex,
And remarkably easy to clean.
Posted by ashragge
26th Sep
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Sperm Extractor?
Doesn't every able-bodied man have one already? I have two... even more if you count my wife...
Posted by bb_apptix
27th Sep
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It looks like
a baby Dalek - and if you use it too much, the human race would be Exterminated!!

wow - something Made In China that actually would sell for big bucks in the US.
Posted by mr_bandit
27th Sep
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"hands-free solution"
xD to an everyday problem
Posted by cashews
29th Sep
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make a deposit in your local sperm bank now
make a deposit in your local sperm bank now
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Posted by ronangel
1st Oct
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Get Real!
I hardly think that the inability for sperm to be "extracted" is the cause of male infertility. Usually it's more likely low production. In that case, would you really want poor quality sperm? Probably one should treat the underlying root causes, not the symptoms here! http://www.conceiveeasy.com/get-pregnant/male-infertility/
Posted by MelissaTTC
16th Oct
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really taking
Yes, the Chinese are really taking care of the future of humanity...
femmes russes
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new invention
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